girl:
i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:
i know
girl:
i love you
boyfriend:
i love you too
girl:
where is my boyfriend
dad:
who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:
what
me:
I wanna be a rockstar
looks:
no
personality:
no
musical ability:
no
nickelback:
same
Holden Caulfield:
Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield:
and this is crazy
Holden Caulfield:
but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield:
so don't even call me, you're a phony
band you don't like/care about:
hey we're announcing a tour and we're playing in your town in the holidays and the tickets are free !!!!
Your favorite band:
Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!
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A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
I lost it at “Hey~”
I lost it at everything. Perfection.
Embarrassment? PSSSS
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT EMBARRASSMENT
(Source: houkagos)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via coldpotato)
